Sebastian is the one you should be voting for! He promises "A diaper on every bottom". He's campaigning on a platform of less naps, and more walks. You can trust him because he's never told a lie before... mostly because he's never completed a sentence, but still, that's honesty!!
Sebastian is not endorsing any candidates this election cycle,... and a closer review of the rules shows me that he is not eligible to become President anyway, so please let's all stop that write-in campaign right now. But make sure to look for him in the future...
2044--Sebastian Smith for President
I would vote for him!!
Posted by: Megan | November 05, 2008 at 07:21 AM